Missing spoons

[mallt]

Wendy's spoon removed from man's lung
I have to admit that when I read the headling my first thought was that wendy_liciousneeds to take better care of her spoon collection!

Comments

[jamesq]

My first thought was "how badly do you have to annoy wendy_licious for her to stab you with a spoon?"

[ursa-m1n0r.livejournal.com]

Heck, depending on the person I'd be willing to lend a spoon or two for Wendi-licious to insert into a lung.


Hmmm, because I like the Wendy I might just have to design and build a high velocity spoon insertion device so she can insert spoons with getting too close to the insertee! ;-)

[freewaydiva.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could start with this...

[ursa-m1n0r.livejournal.com]

Yes, that has potential but I can see some shortcomings, the length of the spoon would amplify any vibrations or undesired motion leading to a catastrophic loss of payload.

Now this implement has potential to ensure successful conveyance of the food product to the ingestion orifice. :-)

For high velocity penetrating power I suspect something like this would be the ideal form for insertion into an offending body. I do not believe we would need to go the titanium route but I do envision a tungsten steel with depleted uranium core version for use against armoured "un-friends" of the Wendy.

Of course a silver version would be available for the "lycans" deemed suitable for insertion. :-)

M

[wendy-licious.livejournal.com]

Yay me! I can haz toys!