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A pompous minister was seated next to a Bechtel designer on a flight across the country.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Bechtel designer asked for a  
whiskey, which was brought and placed before him.  The flight attendant then asked the  
minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips."

The Bechtel designer handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said,  
"Shit, me too ".   "I didn't know we had a choice."