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Couldn't choose between this:

(773): I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.

&:

 

(716): holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
(1-716): How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'

Runners up:
 

(912): just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

 

(314): doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
(504): I'm out of practice. be my yoda
(314): put your penis in her you must.

 

(818): Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
(1-818): Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.

Moar Veggies!

We have also havested both leeks & carrots from the garden now:
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